There was an episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, where Alan invites another Alan Partridge on as a guest on the show. Great idea, the only problem being the recent death of the second Alan Partridge. It was a very funny show.
Why am I telling you this? Because today I was coaching a group of under 7s rugby players with James Cleverly, first team prop for Beckenham Rugby Club.
James and I are friends on facebook but have not met up until now. Apparently he spent much of the spring explaining that he wasn't standing for Bexley and Bromley, while I was explaining that I hadn't scored a try in the match on Saturday.
Looking at the breakdown of results, I seemed to have done very well in Beckenham. I wonder how many people thought they were voting for someone else?
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