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And so Ming goes off
And so Ming goes off
Not a bang but a whimper
A jump or a push?
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So farewell to Ming
Too soft, shit and decrepit
To lead those chimp cunts
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DK
A Haiku for Ming
A Liberal Democrat
Where's the sense in that?
His policies gone
To Labour and the Tories
His work here is done
The fastest young man
And how the years take their toll
But now a swift exit
James Cleverly knows
When a Haiku is needed
He can count on me
he looked around
his party were all shitheads
does the decent thing
Ming Campbell, oh dear
his Party pointless, falters
mourned for by Tories
My first Haiku.
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Assassination
Cowley Street murder most foul
Charles raises a glass
Parties too.......
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A decent old stick,
This page a looking glass and
Memento mori.
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