OK Gordon Brown, the non-spin Prime Minister, wants us to believe that he:
1. Works out while listening to the Arctic Monkeys on his Ipod.
2. Thinks that Gazza scoring a goal AGAINST Scotland was his favourite sporting moment.
3. He really loves Margret Thatcher.
4. Is responsible for the current knife edge situation with the economy.
I could just about swallow the first three but, that last one.............