19 September, 2007

Caption competition


8 comments:

Andy Griffiths said...

"i said get your hands out of your pockets, stand up straight and for goodness sake get a bloody haircut. You know, I was in the army to defend people like you!"

Devil's Kitchen said...

Boris: "Your mouth is moving, James, but I can't hear any sound..."

DK

Jimmy said...

Foot in Mouth outbreak in Bromley

Jimmy said...

James's spare suit too big for Boris. (look at those sleeves)

Neil Reddin said...

We should've got a stalk of wheat for Boris to suck on. That would have been perfect. (Or perfick?)

James Cleverly said...

I think Boris was in awe of my singing voice. I can belt out a tune!

John Brown said...

Boris: "So this is London! Very agreeable indeed. Not an oik in sight. Splendid"

James: "Yes, I thought you'd enjoy inner city Bexley."

Anonymous said...

the opposition pigment party promise reforms in the farming sector...