"i said get your hands out of your pockets, stand up straight and for goodness sake get a bloody haircut. You know, I was in the army to defend people like you!"
Boris: "Your mouth is moving, James, but I can't hear any sound..."DK
Foot in Mouth outbreak in Bromley
James's spare suit too big for Boris. (look at those sleeves)
We should've got a stalk of wheat for Boris to suck on. That would have been perfect. (Or perfick?)
I think Boris was in awe of my singing voice. I can belt out a tune!
Boris: "So this is London! Very agreeable indeed. Not an oik in sight. Splendid"James: "Yes, I thought you'd enjoy inner city Bexley."
the opposition pigment party promise reforms in the farming sector...
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